Humor Quote by D.B. Reynolds Download Open image ““It had been a contest between the vampire and an Uzi. The Uzi had won.”” — D.B. Reynolds ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Kickass-heroine
“No, it wasn’t vampires—vampires don’t exist. Angels destroyed them all decades ago, every last sparkly one of them, and you’re welcome.” — Skyla Madi Copy Share Image
“Thanks to a vampire and a boatload of freaks and an invading alien horde, I’m Human again.” — Peter Watts Copy Share Image
“Now, I bought us a movie to watch, the one that has sparkly vampires in it.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“(Sorry, we made vampires; it seemed like a good idea at the time.)” — Justin Cronin Copy Share Image
“You have no idea how hard this is for me, but...maybe, this isn't the right time. Not now, in a vampire tower...with them all… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Huh, a lovers quarrel with a vampire- seems like a fantastic idea!” — Joann I. Martin Sowles Copy Share Image
“Raphael came through the door like a child's nightmare, his eyes glowing an almost solid silver with wrath, his gleaming fangs fully extended, blood… — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Raj!' the vampire said, 'I heard you were in town. What's up big guy?'............"'Loose the human, Kent.' Raj growled.” — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Raphael shrugged away the facad of humanity that he wore like a cloak, releasing the bonds that kept his power concealed and let if… — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Tread lightly, little one." He warned. "You don't want to push me. Not tonight." Her eyes darkened with anger, narrowing as she met his… — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“She’d never believed problems could be solved by storming out and refusing to talk. ” — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“I have been mastered at last, sweet Cyn, helpless in the face of that most human of failings, I love you.” — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Will you stay?" She grew still. "Stay?" she asked, her breath warm on his torn flesh. "You mean tonight?" "I mean forever." Emma lifted… — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Cyn stopped, drawing a deep breath. "Will you answer the fucking question or not? There's more at stake here than Raphael's Dick" Duncan choked… — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“But she’d learned long ago that fate was cruel, and those you loved most in the world could be gone in an instant.” — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“So that means you are almost old enough to be my grandfather." Raj laughed, Your great, great, grandfather, more likely, but whose counting?” — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“...Please tell me it's not like eighty degrees in Malibu." "It's not. It's raining, which means the natives are convinced the end is near… — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Well, okay, she was afraid, terrified actually, but she'd be damned if she was going to let this freaky chick know that. Courage was… — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
