The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most… — Jerry Weller Copy Share Image
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single… — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
I believe you can make your better half feel special on any given day and turn it in Valentine's Day. — Rithvik Dhanjani Copy Share Image
I don't know if there are many misconceptions. One is that my birthday is on Valentine's Day. It's on 7 June. — Helen Baxendale Copy Share Image
I advocate speaking words of love with all the sincerity that can be mustered, as frequently as possible. — Mary Anne Radmacher Copy Share Image
I love love. Every day of my life is Valentine's Day. When you're a pathological narcissist, you have to fall in love… — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Your skin reminds me of everything beautiful I've ever loved... how the moon gets jealous at how you mock her crescent figure… — Brandi L. Bates Copy Share Image
All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine's Day simply shines a light on… — Tracy McMillan Copy Share Image
On Valentine's Day, couples in Calgary can celebrate their love for each other with couples' nude yoga - great way to get… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like… — Carolyn Mackler Copy Share Image
“In the eighteenth century, historians tell us, 'valentinage,' from which Valentine's Day was derived, allowed wives in northern France to make love,… — Pascal Bruckner Copy Share Image
Absolutely, there is a connection between food and love. I always say, when there's love in my heart or I'm feeling particularly… — Todd English Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day for the kids. You know, they take their valentines to school and I like to see what they… — Sara Evans Copy Share Image
Somebody asked me what am I doing on Valentine's Day, and all I had to say was that I'll spend it with… — Pulkit Samrat Copy Share Image
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
I enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. It's a nice way to say you're thinking about your family, someone special, or dear friends. — Camila Alves Copy Share Image
“Real love binds two souls together for keeps and it's called soul mates. Give her/him your whole heart. Happy Valentine's Day.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
“She turned and bolted out the door. She had learnt an important lesson - "When a man paid 'for' you...you paid 'to'… — Mallika Nawal Copy Share Image
If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than it was because he was he,… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Perhaps you will forget tomorrow the kind words you say today, but the recipient may cherish them over a lifetime. — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
“Real love is an appreciable place of safety and nobility. Keep the fire burning. Happy Valentine's Day.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a perfect time to reject the idea that the ideal man is taller, richer, more knowledgeable, more renowned, or… — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
When I was in the seventh grade, I had a girlfriend. I used to save up some of my pocket money to… — Pulkit Samrat Copy Share Image
“Real love understands, communicates without fail, forgives without an apology. Try to practise forgiveness in daily basis. Happy Valentine's Day.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
Kindness - that simple word. To be kind - it covers everything, to my mind. If you're kind that's it. — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
When the sun shines no more and the stars fade away by night my love will still exit and never disappear — Chris Kings Copy Share Image
“True love admits wrongdoing, it makes an effort to make amends and doesn't dwell in yesterday's mistake. Always love one another. Happy… — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite… — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
