Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you. — John Bunyan Copy Share Image
Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear. — Henry Van Dyke Copy Share Image
They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
Do one act of kindness each day of the year and change 365 lives. — Anthony D. Williams Copy Share Image
“When I ask you to be my valentine, I’m not asking you to love me. I’m simply asking you to accept tokens… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Valentine's day has been reduced to a marketing gimmick. Buying diamonds for your beloved has no appeal for me. — Shabana Azmi Copy Share Image
I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine's Day is, maybe it's a day to… — Elizabeth Meriwether Copy Share Image
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each… — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
Every Valentine's Day growing up, my dad would give me a strawberry cream-filled chocolate heart from Russell Stover. — Lori Loughlin Copy Share Image
When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine's Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about… — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
I hate Valentine's Day. I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine's Day, you should get to… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Especially around Valentine's Day, it's easy to find advice about sustaining a successful marriage, with suggestions for 'date nights' and romantic dinners… — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change… — Cesar Romero Copy Share Image
I just filmed a movie with my boyfriend, an indie film called 'Conception.' And it's kind of like an R-rated version of… — Sarah Hyland Copy Share Image
It was V-day and I was stuck at home while the guy I was dating was at an Anti-Valentine's Day party. How… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
Every Valentine's Day, I pretend I don't care. Like many of us, I say I don't want the flowers or chocolates or… — Elizabeth Flock Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a holiday of high emotions, mostly stress. The occasion has the unique ability to make both those who do… — Mary Katharine Ham Copy Share Image
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! — Thomas Hood Copy Share Image
If you love yourself first, you will find your Valentine much quicker! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. — George Edward Moore Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the biggest single day of the year, the biggest sale day of the year. — Jacques Torres Copy Share Image
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I have no use for Valentine's Day, with its limited menu and cramped seating. — Brian Quinn Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
