Use Bathroom Quotes by Adam Ferrara

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

— Adam Ferrara

As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we…

— Adam Ferrara

I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers.

— Adam Ferrara

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

— Adam Ferrara

Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I'm real lucky to be in a position to help.

— Adam Ferrara

I would recommend to someone that has the money to experience the experience of giving to another and purchasing me a Veyron. A Bugatti…

— Adam Ferrara

I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge…

— Adam Ferrara

When I walked in to read with Edie Falco, it was nice, because I auditioned in New York, and it was very quick. You…

— Adam Ferrara

Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

— Adam Ferrara

I drove a brand new Lamborghini, the Huracan; it was great. We went on the Autobahn, and we got to drive on the Nurburgring.

— Adam Ferrara

I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal…

— Adam Ferrara

Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing.

— Adam Ferrara

The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35…

— Adam Ferrara

Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear…

— Adam Ferrara

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

— Adam Ferrara