My first series, I wouldn't even know where to get a clip of it. It was called 'Cracking Up.' It was on… — David Walton Copy Share Image
I think me having kids is helpful. It opens up a new little area of your heart. — David Walton Copy Share Image
I graduated from Brown in 2001, moved to New York, and spent a year and a half just looking up 'Backstage' magazine… — David Walton Copy Share Image
I'm trying to think how I impressed my wife. We had an on-stage kiss, and I really went for it. Because I… — David Walton Copy Share Image
I'm not jaded yet. I'm still at the point where, if someone comes up to me with great energy, I'm happy to… — David Walton Copy Share Image
If you will excuse me, your coat lapels are badly twisted downward, where they have been grasped by the pertinacious New York reporters. — David Walton Copy Share Image
With a lot of comedies, the characters go on a journey, and they come back, and they're the exact same people. — David Walton Copy Share Image
I'd play the same character for ten years if the words and the moments that I'm playing are authentic. — David Walton Copy Share Image
“The universe is a quantum computer. Since you can simulate any set of particle interactions with a quantum computer made of the same number… — David Walton Copy Share Image
I have straight married friends that other friends think are gay, and I have gay friends who don't throw that vibe at all. I… — David Walton Copy Share Image
To be perfectly honest, I've gotten attention from gay men for a long time. — David Walton Copy Share Image
A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on the floor,… — David Walton Copy Share Image
