Trying to get an 11-year-old off an iPad is like trying to persuade somebody that they should give up a chocolate gateau so that they can lick a tomato instead. — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
I suppose you could say that stand up is that thing of feeling the fear and doing it anyway. — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
It happens a lot every four years, or it used to, every time the Paralympics comes around. They'll be like: 'We've had this idea… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
Committing to providing greater opportunities for disabled actors should include writing disabilities into more roles where it is irrelevant to the storyline. — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
Since jumping on this crazy train, 'Strictly's' popularity has taken me somewhat by surprise. — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
It's great that there's people coming through who are able to represent disability while also having the experience to do the job properly. There's… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
I've been a stand-up now for over two decades and I am lucky enough to enjoy the privilege of being able to tour and… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
Kiss were one of the biggest rock bands in the world: their image was absolutely majestic, their music has stood the test of time,… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
I came across a thing that said you could be a comedian in two weeks and I thought 'behave - nobody could do that.' — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
My home city of Liverpool is known for having a sense of humour because it's experienced dark times. — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
There's no point fast-tracking performers on to TV before they're ready. In comedy especially, you need experience to be able to react in the… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
Disability is everywhere. It's just something that happens. It could happen to friends, family, loved ones. It could happen to you. I mean after… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
I worked in a call centre for three-and-a-half years. I've tried to find something funny to include in my stand-up but I could never… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
