Education in my family was not merely emphasized, it was our raison d'être. Virtually all of our aunts and uncles had Ph.D.s… — Steven Chu Copy Share Image
We live in a world where we have friends, neighbors, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, people we journey with for years who are… — Rob Bell Copy Share Image
I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?”… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
For once, Evie didn’t know what to say. She hadn’t really thought of her uncle as very human. He was more like… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
The great thing about getting married young like I did and having a child so young is that he gets to know… — Tony Danza Copy Share Image
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. — Chuck Nevitt Copy Share Image
“Amy Cahill didn't believe in omens. But black snow was falling, the earth was rumbling beneath her feet, her brother was meowing,… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
In primary school when I was 6-7 years old, I always go to theater with my uncle, and I don't know why… — Andrew Lau Copy Share Image
Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man!… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I wrote an essay too, and mine started something like, "When I was asked to contribute to this book, I said, 'I… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
After the Reagan years, there were only three people of color in the Republican Party. Their slogan was 'Republicans - the Other… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's really important for boys to have a father around, or a grandfather, or an uncle - a man they can really… — Laura Bush Copy Share Image
My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables. — John Boehner Copy Share Image
I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
The beginning of my love for football goes back to when I was seven years old. I was spending time with my… — Michael Vick Copy Share Image
As a broad generalization, big businesses have no moral objections to being whores. Getting into bed with Uncle Sam is all a… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
But I had no plans to end my own life, and accidents couldn't be predicted. Neither could murder, unless my aunt and… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I discovered that our clan included loads of cousins and uncles and aunts and animals of every shape. I was taught that… — Timothy Shriver Copy Share Image
Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love being from a screwed up family. We have everything in my family: prescription drug abuse, mental illness, one of my… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
