A few weeks ago my uncle came over to borrow my dad's socket set and when he asked my dad how he… — Miriam Toews Copy Share Image
I think Wilco is going to definitely stand the test of time - no question - and Uncle Tupleo, and the whole… — Roger McGuinn Copy Share Image
My real uncle was a pilot in the Indian Air Force (IAF). I was very enamored with him because he had a… — Pankaj Kapur Copy Share Image
It'll be with me like it was with Uncle Ned's ole ox, I reckon; he kep' a-goin' an' a-goin' till he died… — Alice Hegan Rice Copy Share Image
“With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives in a gated community. But what is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There were days when you would get the TV listings from The Globe and The Herald. Video was out, but nobody could… — William Monahan Copy Share Image
“Kevin’s nice front bulge in his jeans. If everything were different, he’d still let Will’s cowboy uncle plow him for a night… — Leta Blake Copy Share Image
When people compare me to him... it's like 'wow' maybe they see me on his level but I don't believe I am… — Alex Iwobi Copy Share Image
My uncle was skipper on the old Claymore sailing out from Oban to the Inner Hebrides. My father worked for MacBraynes all… — Johann Lamont Copy Share Image
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Everyone has a right to cry uncle on a genre every once in awhile. I've done it myself. Sometimes you just can't… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“O thank you, Uncle Omar. Thank you for instilling a helpless youth with such grave suspicions of women and all their works,… — John D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
I think that, to a lot of people, they don't like my brand of whatever I do. And I think that people… — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
“I knew full well that Lane considered himself more family than servant to my uncle, and that my uncle felt the same;… — Sharon Cameron Copy Share Image
I have an uncle I no longer talk to because of a joke I made about my grandmother, who is his mother.… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“He had never spoken to Uncle Richard, but he knew that he was a radiologist who put tubes into people's groins and… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
People like me because they're like, 'Oh, that's my white trash uncle that I used to hang out with. I know that… — Sean Strickland Copy Share Image
My sister and I used to act as maids and waitresses at my great aunt and uncle's cocktail parties, which were very… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
Right now, I'm worth a million dollars, and I owe Uncle Sam a million-and-a-half dollars, and I made a deal with him.… — Robert Blake Copy Share Image
I got into hip hop from my uncle; he was always playing us Kool G Rap and Big Daddy Kane. He was… — Estelle Copy Share Image
My mother's brother, my uncle, was an actor, quite well known in the West End. He used to come over to our… — Sonoya Mizuno Copy Share Image
My uncle died in 1987. I unfortunately - I saw it happen before it happened, which was really, really hard because I… — John Edward Copy Share Image
“The uncle lit up and blew smoke in a thin blue viper’s breath toward the window. It coiled and diffused in the… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
“You’re on Facebook, Uncle Reid?” Athens asked. “Of course he is,” Liliana said. “That’s where all the old people go to waste… — Farrah Rochon Copy Share Image
Mr. Philippe Zdar is a little bit like the uncle of the whole Daft Punk-Phoenix-Air thing in Paris and known for being… — Mike D Copy Share Image
My little niece used to call me and say 'I like watching that Uncle Darren, can I have a T-shirt of AJ… — William Regal Copy Share Image
My uncle was an Elvis impersonator - his name was Perry, and he went by 'Elvis Perry' - and my work as… — Ryan Gosling Copy Share Image
In Afghanistan, you don't understand yourself solely as an individual. You understand yourself as a son, a brother, a cousin to somebody,… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
When I was 15 I went to live with my aunt and uncle instead of my mum, for money reasons. It was… — Miquita Oliver Copy Share Image
“He’d often ignored his uncle’s teachings about gentlemanly behavior, but one stricture he’d always abided by: no man worth his salt took… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
I started in Grade 2. I went with my aunt and her boyfriend to an arena, an outdoor rink which was a… — Jarome Iginla Copy Share Image
“An uncle?” Christian looked from his brother, to his sister-in-law. “But…how?” Prudence laughed, Beth chiming in. Tristan shook his head ruefully. “I… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Well, what did he want?" "Merely to tell you that your uncle, Mr. Eyre of Madeira, is dead; that he has left… — Charlotte Brontë Copy Share Image
“O, because I have had only that kind of benevolence which consists in lying on a sofa, and cursing the church and… — Harriet Beecher Stowe Copy Share Image
“Somebody needs to be in charge! They may not always like what you’re doing, but press on!” My late uncle, CSM, US… — Deborah L. Parker Copy Share Image
I have never had feeling in my toes. My uncle, Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf, once told me in confidence he had the same… — Ethan Coen Copy Share Image
“You think that nothing matters as long as you're together, that nothing can harm you two or come between you because you're… — Jessica Khoury Copy Share Image
Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle.… — Dusty Baker Copy Share Image
My uncle wrestled in the late '80s to early '90s, and I was too young to see his matches. However, he has… — Jinder Mahal Copy Share Image