The U.S. government uses cash accounting. That is illegal for any enterprise of any size in America except for the U.S. government.… — Jim Cooper Copy Share Image
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Donald Trump is not a 71-year-old white man. He is an Indian uncle. He wears suits that don't fit; he can't speak… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Being in southwest Detroit, when my dad would want to say anything about me or my brothers or sisters, he would start… — Rashida Tlaib Copy Share Image
The one man other than my father who made the most lasting impression was an uncle, Serge B. Benson. He taught me… — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
Having someone like my dad or my uncle or even my brothers in my family, there's definitely someone you can talk to… — Jerami Grant Copy Share Image
Even to this day, when I think about the fact that I'm in this 'Star Wars' world, that I'm a half-brother to… — Joel Edgerton Copy Share Image
Everybody that I was in school with had an uncle or father in the law, and I started to realize that I… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Whenever when I sit all alone reminiscing about those people that build up my world, then your thought come to my mind… — Usman Ismaheel Copy Share Image
My uncle who helped in a big part of raising me from when I was young, had moved from California, and would… — Theo Rossi Copy Share Image
“You want to hear the truth about my uncle? I’ll tell you,’ said Laurent, a new light in his eyes. ‘I’ll tell… — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years. My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
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I have a lot of respect for His Majesty Juan Carlos. I call him Uncle Juan because he is an extraordinary person… — Mohammed VI of Morocco Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, my uncle, who went to the races quite a bit, got me interested. Then when I… — Kenny Troutt Copy Share Image
“Uncle Tarmac says vehicles always resemble their owners, and likes advising my female cousins to judge whether boyfriends will make decent husbands… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
“I inherited the Pack Master title because I’m the biggest, baddest motherfucker in the United States and I’m willing to kill anyone… — Jessie Lane Copy Share Image
Alligators was talkin shit the next day. I knew something bad was gone happen to him nigga I knew it. Nah he… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
My dad and uncle were so protective so whenever someone would say or do something to harm us they were right there.… — Moeen Ali Copy Share Image
Games have fascinated me my whole life, starting with 'PacMan' on my uncle's PC. I moved up to classic Super Nintendo and… — Lights Copy Share Image
“Jorgen kept hold of her hand a bit longer than was necessary. His touch made her heart flutter. She caught her breath.… — Melanie Dickerson Copy Share Image
My cousins and my uncle have been iconic heroes in the industry and I don't think I'm anywhere close to that, but… — Abhay Deol Copy Share Image
The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
My uncle was in a ska band called the Top Cats; that was my first proper influence, as I was taken to… — King Krule Copy Share Image
The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
You can't make a head and brains out of a brass knob with nothing in it. You couldn't do it when your… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
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As a player, I'm a combination of my father and my uncle. People back home say that they were such good players… — Oscar Copy Share Image
My uncle was an Indian singer for a long time. He was pretty popular in India. He was one of the first… — Nav Copy Share Image
I remember my uncle and my father telling me that my mother didn't want me because I was blind. She thought being… — Ronnie Milsap Copy Share Image
My mother came from an Irish family of 11 kids and, of course, had a sister who was a nun, so I… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everything about his face getting burned… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen… — Dominic Chianese Copy Share Image
I'm probably a natural uncle. I can take the kids out and have fun with them and look after them, and I… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
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