Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious. — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. -Uncle Rico — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days. — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome.… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think? — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm… — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did! — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
