Ugly Quotes · Page 31

If she calls you ugly.. She thinks you're fucking sexy. ;)

— Emilio Vasquez

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

— Daniel Tosh

You dont deserve me, I'm way too great for your ugly ass!

— Anonymous

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

— Jerry Lawler

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

— Jimmy Carr

Campaigns and primaries can get ugly. There are always messy squabbles.

— Joy-Ann Reid

If we could only put God first, maybe this ugly trend could one day be reversed.

— Rebecca St. James

I used to think I was really ugly. People don't ever believe me when I say that, but trust me.

— Taylor Hill

“Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye,…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

People took such awful chances with chemicals and their bodies because they wanted the quality of their lives to improve. They lived…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so…

— Amanda Bynes

To be different is not necessarily to be ugly; to have a different idea is not necessarily to be wrong. The worst…

— Gene Roddenberry

As someone once said, covers to a novel are like bars to a cage. You can watch the tiger, the Komodo dragon,…

— Martin Amis

Once lay down the rule that the job comes first and you throw that job open to every individual, man or woman,…

— Dorothy L. Sayers

I may not be the most pretty girl you have ever seen. I may not have the most perfect body. I may…

— Anonymous

If you try to view yourself through the lenses that others offer you, all you will see are distortions; your own light…

— John O'Donohue

I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle.

— Heinrich Heine

That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...

— Anonymous

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

— Bender (The Cartoon Character

There is no ME in Ugly, but there is a U. There is no U in Awesome, but there is a ME.

— Anonymous

People threw food at me and sang songs about how ugly I was.

— Lele Pons

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

— John Hodgman

I will never date a ugly girl, why? Because I dont believe they exist.

— Anonymous

That ugly freak has spent so much time in my head, I should be charging him rent." -Four

— Pittacus Lore

An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, and she'll always treat you kind.

— Jimmy Soul

I don't understand how can anyone judge you to be beautiful or ugly based on your body.

— Zareen Khan

“It's beautiful moments like these that make up for the ugly.”

— Colleen Hoover

“Being pretty isn't everything, but sometimes being ugly is.”

— Jennifer Brown

That would be a really ugly headline: 'American Actor Dies the Dumbest Way Possible.'

— Brendan Hunt

If you fill your mind with a beautiful thought, there will be no room in it for an ugly one. - King…

— Frances Hodgson Burnett

God never made an ugly landscape. All that sun shines on is beautiful, so long as it is wild.

— John Muir

Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.

— Richard Peck

I made mistakes, I know, but I'm not the ugly duckling that some people seem to think.

— Samir Nasri

You look back and you remember the good, the bad and the ugly

— Jenson Button

“I've no idea if she's ugly or beautiful; it's kind of irrelevant. As long as it's her.”

— Katarina Mazetti

I also have a feeling your mother’s going to have a very ugly conversation with me." – Dimitri

— Richelle Mead

Rock 'n Roll: The most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has been my misfortune to hear.

— Frank Sinatra

I don't care how attractive you think you look... If you have an Ugly Heart... Your Ugly.

— Anonymous

I bite my nails so bad. They're awful! My nails are so ugly. I need to stop biting them.

— Elle Fanning

I read the Constitution and it does not protect ugly people.

— Anonymous