Twitter Quotes · Page 105

We're all getting in trouble on Twitter - just get off and use your Instagram.

— Sean Baker

A girl gives you a massage. The woman gives you a happy ending.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I was young, I was crazy in the head on social media.

— Lil Yachty

As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm so used to the hating on social media. I don't even give it a glance anymore.

— Kelly Kelly

For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't know how you can justify leaving any engagement behind in the social Web of 2011.

— Gary Vaynerchuk

“Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet”

— Neil Leckman

It seems like I'm not [happy]. Because if you look at my tweets and what I think and say, it seems like…

— Tao Lin

I met people through Twitter whom I wouldn't have otherwise. Readers sent me story tips over direct message. Many pointed out errors,…

— Maggie Haberman

It's important that all my friends have verified Twitter accounts. The blue checkmark makes me feel comfortable and like I'm friends with…

— Jonah Peretti

I am always on Instagram, Snapchat, and all other social media platforms... So, I am a very tech-friendly person, and I've grown…

— Kartik Aaryan

On Facebook, the definition of great content is not the content that makes the most sales, but the content that people most…

— Gary Vaynerchuk

It's very much the currency of discourse on social media where political disagreements very quickly become very personalised.

— Nicola Sturgeon

Throngs on social media violate fundamental notions of fairness and due process: People may be targeted because of a misunderstanding or an…

— Zeynep Tufekci

“Sherry Turkle’s Alone Together argues that social media creates the illusion of companionship while leaving us isolated from one another.”

— Jonathan K. Dodson

I tend to write three to four hours a day, depending - oftentimes very late at night. When I write on Twitter,…

— Roxane Gay

We're not going the photography route. I think there is a real distinction between photos and images, and Flickr is for photos,…

— Alan Schaaf

On Facebook, Twitter, texting, e-mails, remember, it's a mode of communication, it is not communication. It's not real life. So step aside,…

— Kellyanne Conway

I try to use social media as a tool for good. Fortunately I can say that social media has treated me pretty…

— Yara Shahidi

Despite the metadata attached to each tweet, and despite trails of retweets and 'favorite' tweets, the Twitter corpus lacks the latticework of…

— James Gleick

It's a great way of getting my word out. I love Twitter and tweeting, and I have - between that and Facebook,…

— Donald Trump

I'm not going to lie, the first three years of being in the group, I would look for trolls. I would search…

— Leigh-Anne Pinnock

One of the annoyances of working for The Guardian is that, obsessed as the organisation is with its digital and social media…

— Michael Wolff

Social media is an evolving media. It changes every day.

— Eric Bischoff

SAY NO TO THE FACEBOOK STATUS PROSTITUTION! CREATE YOUR OWN QUOTES!

— Anonymous

I really hope that you all understand that social media doesn't count at all. Twitter doesn't count at all.

— Joe Maddon

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.

— Nikhil Saluja

I think kids today are going to look at their Facebook postings like bad tattoos one day.

— Steve Stoute

WhatsApp deliberately obfuscates their apps' binaries to make sure no one is able to study them thoroughly.

— Pavel Durov

Life is like Twitter. You can't control what people say and do. You can just follow or unfollow them.

— Anonymous

I go on Twitter and MySpace and I see all the love, and that's a big help.

— Giggs

If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.

— Anonymous

“If we don’t create the thing that kills Facebook, someone else will.”

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem.

— Nikhil Saluja

I like the app where you can make your own memes. I make memes all the time and send them to my…

— Taylor Swift

“Don’t worry the trolls don’t come to you. It’s your own darkness that leads you to the trolls.”

— Polly Horvath

That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves penis.

— Anonymous

Don't judge me by what someone posts on my page on Facebook.

— Kathy Szeliga

Twitter: any time I write on my page they call it a tweet.. but you facebook how do they call your writings?

— Elormie