Twitter Quotes · Page 107

Thanks for posting to Facebook precisely when you'll be out of town for Thanksgiving so I can rob your house.

— Anonymous

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

— Jerry Seinfeld

It's unfortunate that Facebook, as soon as I come and speak out, they ban me from their platforms.

— Christopher Wylie

Instagram filters can only do so much. People go on like it gives you new weave and white teeth.

— Anonymous

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is getting boring now, can someone tell me when this game gonna finish?

— Nikhil Saluja

Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA.

— Nikhil Saluja

Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there.

— Nikhil Saluja

I love that I can talk to my fans through Twitter, to cut out the middle man. Because I've done interviews where…

— Bruno Mars

I am saying that I was able to mold those hours around the needs of my family, and that matters. And I…

— Sheryl Sandberg

I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself any further than I already…

— Jesse Eisenberg

The great thing about Snapchat is your fans can get a detailed experience of what your life is like behind the scenes.

— Antonio Brown

Technology has the benefit of being easily scalable. A few weeks or months of coding can result in solutions that reap huge…

— Shawn Amos

Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything…

— Bilal Zahoor

Facebook is now like home, if you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or…

— Hafsa

I think I'm the last person on the planet to use the internet, but I'm re-engaging my fans through Facebook and Twitter…

— Lari White

It never made sense to me that people on facebook accept friend request from people they dont know, then when that person…

— Anonymous

Overall, Twitter has been a great tool for myself and my family as far as promoting our charity and the events we…

— Matt Barnes

I enjoy trolls. They try to shake my confidence and bring me down with such remarks, but they never knew they helped…

— Tamilisai Soundararajan

Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up…

— Robin Williams

In the beginning I remember when I would spend three hours a day on MySpace just trying to comment everyone back, and…

— Taylor Swift

Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook…

— Nastiya

What's interesting about Twitter and the influencers that someone follows - like, say, Shaquille O'Neal - is that they see someone who…

— Jack Dorsey

I really feel like social media - it's like all these tiny stages that you put yourself on. And you come to…

— Carrie Brownstein

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you can't stop sneaking around your ex's Facebook, pain is just inevitable.

— Alitta T

Instagram filters got a lot of people conceited out here...

— Anonymous

Girl who is wallflower at party, may be dandelion in bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not against Twitter or Facebook. I'm not against anything. Never say never.

— Lily Collins

I start remembering all the times you told me you loved me and all the moments you took my breath away.

— Nikhil Saluja

Most teens aren’t addicted to social media; if anything, they’re addicted to each other.

— danah boyd

When it comes to social media tea, I recommend that you take it offline. Keep your comments at Happy Hour.

— Retta

Just changed my twitter crush, that should make me happy.

— Nikhil Saluja

Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that is where I hang them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter, Facebook and YouTube have to respect the Turkish Republic's laws

— Recep Tayyip Erdogan

Good salespeople sell value and social media is the best place to find this value because of its transparency.

— Gary Vaynerchuk

I operate a pretty strict muting and blocking policy on Twitter.

— Lauren Mayberry

I think there should be regulations on social media to the degree that it negatively affects the public good.

— Elon Musk