“Your LinkedIn profile must include keywords for specific skills that match your desired job.” — Melanie Pinola Copy Share Image
R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003-2012 But, Welcome Hairline Jokes 2003-FOREVER — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
You're so fake that you should have two facebook accounts; one for each face! — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
Facebook in particular is the most appalling spying machine that has ever been invented, — Julian Assange Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“All our social-media feeds produce is a one-sided sympathetic stress reaction, day after day.” — Richard Beck Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you only recognize someone from Facebook creeping, but you say hey to them anyways... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've tried a lot of different apps to manage Twitter on my phone (I use Hootsuite on my laptop), but I think… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
I take a benign view of digital connectedness. I notice in most young people's lives, Facebook and such doesn't replace normal dating… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
My vision is that everyone who has ever won an #SBS retweet from me becomes part of a friendly club. Like-minded individuals… — Theo Paphitis Copy Share Image
Social networking on the site toupdate their status of employment. There is equal. Without any pay you begin to work with the… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I'm going to try to keep believing that if you do good work, people will keep calling. Whenever that fails, I'll just… — Jesse Plemons Copy Share Image
If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I've been reluctant in doing press stuff - even my Instagram isn't properly managed; I manage it myself. It's kind of by… — John David Washington Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is a known behemoth corporate monopoly. It has exposed at least 87 million people's data, enabled foreign propaganda and perpetuated discrimination.… — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
First tweet, best tweet, I always think. I try not to work them too much or else they get Pie Dough Disease,… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
You take out an injunction against somebody or some organisation and immediately news of that injunction and the people involved and the… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I was not familiar with the Internet thing. Honestly, you know with all kinds of Internet media, I was not that familiar.… — Psy Copy Share Image
As an organisation [Not for Sale] we use social media on a daily basis as a way to share the impact of… — David Batstone Copy Share Image
You might think you're connecting with your friends on Facebook but when was the last time you went out with your friends… — Jeremy Camp Copy Share Image
“How can you not tweet? How else will people know what you ate for breakfast or what you are listening to on… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
“Now here’s the problem: Our society today, through the wonders of consumer culture and hey-look-my-life-is-cooler-than-yours social media, has bred a whole generation… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal Copy Share Image
“I use Facebook to broadcast my intellectual luggage". ~R. Alan Woods [2012]” — R. Alan Woods Copy Share Image
It is incredible to me that my Twitter feed is a source of 'news' for every rock news outlet around the world. — Sebastian Bach Copy Share Image
It only takes 140 characters to toss one's character out the window. — LZ Granderson Copy Share Image
“I like the way you secretly send me a direct message when we're in the middle of a conversation.” — Ariel Seraphino Copy Share Image
There are caregivers and there are caretakers, and yet the two words are not opposites. Why is this? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're trying to inspire us...on TWITTER. I am sure I'm not the only one who finds this funny. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The use of the Internet, the use of Twitter, the way protest movements developed... This is a different world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it…!!!!!!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Narcissism really spreads its wings and soars on twitter. It's like watching a dragon hatch and learn to fly. — Dave Anthony Copy Share Image
Tip: Speak English. Kiss French. Drive German. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Closes facebook opens up Instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes Instagram* *opens up facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image