Twitter Quotes · Page 104

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

— Nikhil Saluja

I focus on myself, but all these stupid comments you read on social media and journalists, it's really stupid.

— Max Verstappen

“It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet.

— David Chiles

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

— Anonymous

I have people on Twitter that they know better my own platform than myself.

— Maxime Bernier

Just converted to a new religion. It's called idontgiveafuckism.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social Media is much bigger than we give it credit for. It’s not just about PR or just about marketing.

— Brian Solis

If beer pong was one of the event in the Olympics, I would get gold for sure.

— Nikhil Saluja

My interaction with my followers on social media has become a phenomenon, and that's hardcore work every day! I have carpal tunnel…

— John J. Legere

After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never…

— Nikhil Saluja

I love social media and the ability to connect to new people through Twitter and Facebook and share my real time experiences…

— Soleil Moon Frye

If you are the president of the United States of America, you are 70 years of age, and you are tweeting -…

— Stephen A. Smith

I cannot lie: as good as it feels to get my deserved props, the best part of reading social media after I…

— Killer Mike

Social media demands a lot of us on top of our already demanding lives. So let's disconnect as we need to and…

— Simon Mainwaring

Social media companies must combine their mastery of the latest in real-time, location based or augmented reality technologies in the service of…

— Simon Mainwaring

If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of…

— Hussein Nishah

“The next step in the process is to measure the impact that these increases in reach have on your number of new…

— Olivier Blanchard

Of course, I always try to integrate my life on social media but I would be the last person to post a…

— Amyra Dastur

I like Diaspora because it's audacious, it's driven by passion, and it's very, very hard to do. After all, who in their…

— John Battelle

Between the three, Facebook is literally everyone I've ever shaken hands with at a conference or kissed on the cheek at Easter.…

— Dennis Crowley

Growing up in the social media world, it's tough. Your face changes, you get older, your face fills out, and you fall…

— McKayla Maroney

“It’s super-important to have a strong social media presence, and Jane’s always going, When interviewers ask you about your Twitter, say you…

— Teddy Wayne

A lot of times, you see everyone's highlight reels because of social media. You don't know the work that went into getting…

— Karen Civil

You don't make stupid internet videos or show people you have too much free time, you just say the right things and…

— Drake

Will the social networking phenomenon lessen? I don't think so.

— Marissa Mayer

“Social media is the only vehicle I know that progresses forward while the passengers regress.”

— Sanjo Jendayi

I get a lot of abuse on Twitter. It's mostly homophobic, but what can you do? I just either ignore it or…

— Clare Balding

What's the WiFi password here? is the new Finally I decided to visit you

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't want to see a world in which women can communicate on Twitter, but their actual voices are not heard.

— Mary Beard

What Facebook stands for in the world is giving people a voice and spreading ideas and rationalism.

— Mark Zuckerberg

I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when people make their facebook statuses like its their diary...

— Anonymous

Twitter makes me like people I've never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life.

— Anonymous

Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi

— Anonymous

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

— Demetri Martin

Politics has certainly changed a lot in an era of micro-targeting, Super PACs, and Twitter.

— Ari Melber

I cannot understand how sensible people still defend Facebook, YouTube and Twitter

— Recep Tayyip Erdogan

Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?

— Anonymous

Facebook, the only book that have different stories and characters in one page

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

Dear 11 year olds on Facebook, its complicated? Really? What did he do, steal your animal crackers?

— Anonymous