Well, the average person comes home from work really tired, and just wants to flip through channels until they land on the thing that's the least objectionable to them. They're not looking for their new favorite TV show because they… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity depends on… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
“Take it easy. Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and jokes. You’re… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
