Trump Quotes by Jimmy Breslin

Trump survives by Corum's Law. This is a famous, well-tested theory and is named after Bill Corum, who once wrote sports for the Hearst…

— Jimmy Breslin

Governments mostly don't do much. And you've also got to understand the level of incompetence out there. Nobody knows what they're doing. They just…

— Jimmy Breslin

“woman came to the checkout counter. She took a small order out of the shopping cart and placed it on the conveyor. There was…

— Jimmy Breslin

Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?

— Jimmy Breslin

Media, the plural of mediocrity.

— Jimmy Breslin

“Pointing to the mutual envy of businessmen and politicians who are often out of their field in each other's area,, the author quotes the…

— Jimmy Breslin

Anything that isn't writing is easy

— Jimmy Breslin

The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with fast and extremely sure hands.

— Jimmy Breslin

Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.

— Jimmy Breslin

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.

— Jimmy Breslin

Trump is larger than life.

— Jimmy Breslin

Out in the ocean, a rope is put around the man's neck. The other end of the rope is attached to an old jukebox…

— Jimmy Breslin

True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is…

— Jimmy Breslin

I'm the best person ever to have a column in this business. There's never been anybody in my league.

— Jimmy Breslin

When you leave New York you ain't going anywhere.

— Jimmy Breslin