Trousers Quotes · Page 3

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.

— Austin O'Malley

“You can't press your suit and another fellow's trousers simultaneously.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

— Tommy Cooper

Those from whom nature has withheld taste invented trousers.

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

A man should never put on his best trousers when he goes out to battle for freedom and truth

— Henrik Ibsen

Eating's going to be a whole new ball game. I may even have to buy a new pair of trousers.

— Lester Piggott

To feel at ease, I wear trousers and a cashmere sweater.

— Lindsey Wixson

You can still wear trousers and show off your ankles - which are a nice body part on everyone.

— Natalie Massenet

Striped shirts and printed shorts, jeans, and trousers are all items I buy and wear a lot in my private life.

— Liu Wen

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

— Noel Fielding

If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass…

— Ozzy Osbourne

I was on stage with Cyndi Lauper, and my trousers split. It seemed like she was going to sing for ever.

— Bobby Womack

Most reformers, like a pair of trousers on a windy clothesline, go through a vast deal of vehement motion, but stay in…

— Austin O'Malley

“And there is something of dignity in the way his trousers cling to those most English parts of him.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Losing your capital is like losing your trousers. It is a real humiliation, and one not to be soon repeated.

— James Buchan

A skirt is no obstacle to extemperaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is…

— Helen Lawrenson

“Jibu nilichokuuliza. Utajibu, hutajibu?" "Nitajibu." "Usipojibu?" "Nitajipaka rangi, ya pinki." Murphy hakumwelewa. "Utanifanya chochote utakachotaka." "Mmenigundua vipi?" Murphy aliuliza akirekebisha suruali.”

— Enock Maregesi

Bono told me how to dance in high heels and he also told me about U2's Glastonbury performance and how everything that…

— Florence Welch

No 13-year-old or over should ever be seen in trousers that finish above the ankle. It doesn't matter how good your legs…

— A. A. Gill

In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took part in a kickabout with some fellow comedians and…

— Paul Merton

Khaki trousers soon became the province of hipsters like Jack Kerouac and Miles Davis. They were taken to new heights by Ralph…

— Roger Stone

Not even a hand-stitched suit could hide a body gone ruinously to seed. I was tempted to offer some fashion advice, but…

— Val McDermid

I can find every jacket under the sun that I like. But I cannot find trousers cut the way I want them.…

— Jay Kay

Charles Chaplin makes a million dollars a year out of a funny, shuffling walk and a pair of baggy trousers, because he…

— Napoleon Hill

I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.

— Dylan Moran

One should never put on one's best trousers to go out to fight for freedom.

— Henrik Ibsen

I'd like to drop my trousers to the world, I am a man of means.

— The Smiths

All my stuff is men's fashion. It's always oversized shirts, boyfriend blazers and trousers.

— Bella Heathcote

I hate wearing trousers and shoes. I wear jeans and sneakers most of the time.

— Mark Webber

“It is not in my nature to be concerned about trousers.”

— Simon P Norton

Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible.

— Havelock Ellis

I have always been really scared of trousers, they aren't flattering.

— Holly Willoughby

Resignations are for Prime Ministers and those caught with their trousers down, not for me.

— Brian Clough

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.

— Henrik Ibsen

I like to wear a lot of one-tone color outfits - same color trousers, same color shirt.

— Theophilus London

I grow old … I grow old … I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

— Anonymous

Rock music should be gross: that's the fun of it. It gets up and drops its trousers.

— Bruce Dickinson

“You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.”

— Henrik Ibsen

You should never have your best trousers on when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.

— Henrik Ibsen

A pair of brilliantly cut cotton trousers can be more beautiful than a gorgeous silk gown...

— Yohji Yamamoto