You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Persistence Is The Hands That Make A Huge Timber Of Many Toothpicks... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger Copy Share Image
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. — Douglas William Jerrold Copy Share Image
It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick. — Louis Kronenberger Copy Share Image
Don Quixote thought he could have made beautiful bird-cages and toothpicks if his brain had not been so full of ideas of… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
You might pitch a ball on the off stump and think you have bowled a good ball and he walks across and… — Brett Lee Copy Share Image
...When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers,… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
There is a lot men don't know about women. And I'm not just talking about how you manage to leave the bathroom… — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Hey!" I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. "I was talking to him!" Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Yes. They are the words that finally turned me into the hermit I have now become. It was quite sudden. I saw… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Could you please explain to me exactly what the staff is that you carry?" Cronus proudly held the symbol of his power… — Stuart Hill Copy Share Image
[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
A language like Ruby is a toolbox with some really neat little tools that do their job really nicely. JavaScript is a… — Nick Morgan Copy Share Image
The plain wooden toothpick, it may be argued, is among the simplest of manufactured things. It consists of a single part, made… — Henry Petroski Copy Share Image
I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
When God's people are removed from this earth, you might as well try to dam up Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to… — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
Life direct...is what Flaubert and Joyce have convinced themselves the man may never get quite clear of but the artist has nothing… — Marvin Mudrick Copy Share Image
Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture. — Stan Albeck Copy Share Image
A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of… — Yamamoto Tsunetomo Copy Share Image
Jasmine smirke at the weapon in my hand. "That little toothpick won't save you, Gypsy." "Touthpick?" Vic muttered in an indignant voice.… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
“and debris, and her husband and I settled back, sucking on toothpicks like a pair of feudal lords. This may sound sexist… — Will Ferguson Copy Share Image
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I don't think it's illegal. I don't think it's against the rules. It's as dangerous for me to have a toothpick in… — Benson Henderson Copy Share Image
Trees are very good friends. Firm friends. My five year olds tree could be relied upon to be there next day, uncritical… — Phillip Adams Copy Share Image
In a few days I'll have lived one score and three days in this vale of tears. On I plod-always bored, often… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Would you leave me alone, you walking pair of boots! Let go of my easel, you refugee from a luggage factory. If… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Now it’s time to make the masts and booms out of toothpicks, then tie very fine wire around the ends of the… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "Well, so… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Up there we see everything, Oakland to the left, El Cerrito and Richmond to the right, Marin forward, over the Bay, Berkeley… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
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