It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. — Douglas William Jerrold Copy Share Image
...When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers,… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Hey!" I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. "I was talking to him!" Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick. — Louis Kronenberger Copy Share Image
Don Quixote thought he could have made beautiful bird-cages and toothpicks if his brain had not been so full of ideas of… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes. They are the words that finally turned me into the hermit I have now become. It was quite sudden. I saw… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The plain wooden toothpick, it may be argued, is among the simplest of manufactured things. It consists of a single part, made… — Henry Petroski Copy Share Image
Life direct...is what Flaubert and Joyce have convinced themselves the man may never get quite clear of but the artist has nothing… — Marvin Mudrick Copy Share Image
You might pitch a ball on the off stump and think you have bowled a good ball and he walks across and… — Brett Lee Copy Share Image
My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger Copy Share Image
Could you please explain to me exactly what the staff is that you carry?" Cronus proudly held the symbol of his power… — Stuart Hill Copy Share Image
A language like Ruby is a toolbox with some really neat little tools that do their job really nicely. JavaScript is a… — Nick Morgan Copy Share Image
When God's people are removed from this earth, you might as well try to dam up Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to… — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
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