I'm sort of known in the comedy community as "Smooth Sailing," just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn. Everything has gone well for me. I've never had a project fail. Everywhere I go, it's… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
"Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon.… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
