There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning. — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Is it possible to make a wedding toast without acknowledging the bride?” — Sarina Bowen Copy Share Image
“If you're going to be in a traffic jam, at least enjoy the flavor. Make some toast.” — Bashar Copy Share Image
In the morning, I'll usually do eggs and toast, but at night I keep it all protein. — Joel Parkinson Copy Share Image
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Laughter is the 'Jam' 0n The Toast 0f Life ... It adds Flavor, Keeps it from Being Too Dry, And Make it… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Today's all burnt toast, running late and Dad jokes, has anybody seen my left shoe? Close my eyes, take a bite, grab… — Bridgit Mendler Copy Share Image
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
“I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear I like my toast done on one side ..." ( Englishman in New York )” — Sting Copy Share Image
If the world was ending, I think I would grab some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a bunch of water, and I'd probably just...… — Tyler, The Creator Copy Share Image
Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
“The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
“Dad got me a ... guinea pig?" "For breakfast," Zack said. "That's why I named her Toast. You aren't going to eat… — Helen Keeble Copy Share Image
“What if it wasn't the guy from the bar? What if it was some freak out looking to whack some chick off… — Dakota Cassidy Copy Share Image
Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Claire lifted her glass after everyone had eaten. "Everyone make a toast. To food and flowers," she said. "To love and laughter,"… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
“Let him hurl these pieces of toast like new and radical ideas that must be cast into the world. Pieces of toast… — Donald Antrim Copy Share Image
“Hear, hear.' Sister Martha hoisted her water glass. 'Let the rigid stick of self-righteousness be dislodged from her very uptight ass.' Father… — Jacqueline Carey Copy Share Image
“Though we eat little flesh and drink no wine, Yet let's be merry; we'll have tea and toast; Custards for supper, and… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
“A toast, an affirmation, a prayer of thanks. I want you to know that, wherever we find ourselves in this world, whatever… — C. Jay Cox Copy Share Image
I raise a glass, to make a toast wishing everything good for you, so happy birthday for today and health and happiness… — Susan Smith Copy Share Image
Come in, my dearFrom that harsh worldThat has rained elements of stoneUpon your tender face.Every soulShould receive a toast from usFor bravery! — Hafez Copy Share Image
“So,” Danny said with his mouth full of toast. He looked at Archer. “Does this mean I have to call you Mom?”… — Nash Summers Copy Share Image
I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye contact with everyone I… — Maggie Grace Copy Share Image
“He lifted a glass. Ragnor and Catarina did not join him, but Magnus was happy to make the toast on his own.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Your not a piece of toast, I'm not going to butter you up with compliments, if I want you, I'm gonna have… — Albi Copy Share Image
“Here's to all those that i love And here's to all them that love me Here's to all those that love them… — adam rhee Copy Share Image
I'm not the best at getting myself breakfast, but if I do, I'll normally have toast and marmalade. — Jonathan Anderson Copy Share Image
If you don't have a good rhythm section, your band is toast; you're a bar band. Good rhythm section, you've got a… — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Force One breakfast… — Suzanne Fields Copy Share Image
And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
The yacht life, hear the splash, so much class. Lift your glass, make a toast, we around the map. — Tyga Copy Share Image
If guns dont kill people, but people kill people, then doesnt that mean that toasters dont toast toast, but instead toast toasts… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm both, half Australian and half Swedish. I've been in Sweden most of my life but my dad's Australian.… — Kelly Gale Copy Share Image
