The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
“If you're running around on bald tires, it doesn't take a special nail.” — David Long Copy Share Image
I prefer natural hardwood lump charcoal - the other stuff makes your food taste like Goodyear tires. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. — Linda J. Furney Copy Share Image
When someone's got your rear tires off the ground, you don't have much traction. — Kyle Petty Copy Share Image
It takes Walmart a full day to change 4 tires. It takes a NASCAR pit crew 14 seconds. Fuck the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Investors have few spare tires left. Think of the image of a car on a bumpy road to an uncertain destination that… — Mohamed El-Erian Copy Share Image
If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Once the tires start to wear out the better car will prevail eventually. It might take a little bit of time, but… — Joey Logano Copy Share Image
I don't like watching television too much; it tires me out for some reason. But I saw a fair bit of 'Game… — Charles Dance Copy Share Image
Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour… — Chris LeDoux Copy Share Image
Thing is, I don't really like free time. People are always warning me that I'm going to burn out. But the truth… — Michael Strahan Copy Share Image
People complain that joking about serious subjects is 'making light' of them. Isn't that a good idea? Comedy lets the air out… — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
People are always warning me that I'm going to burn out. But the truth is, the only thing that tires me out… — Michael Strahan Copy Share Image
The reason we have cancer and heart disease is the same reason you can't get rid of the wear and tear on… — S. Jay Olshansky Copy Share Image
The great thing about this is, and not to pump my own tires, but I feel like I'm not maximized yet. I… — Ashton Eaton Copy Share Image
What I absolutely want is to suggest that before it's anything else, redemption is God mending the bicycle of our souls; God… — Francis Spufford Copy Share Image
It's like, what if you get a set of tires that aren't balanced right or a driveshaft that's vibrating. That could create… — Tony Stewart Copy Share Image
Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. — Billy Mays Copy Share Image
