“The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins.* * Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It was much better to imagine men in some smokey room somewhere, made mad and cynical by privilege and power, plotting over… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“All it takes is for people to believe and I am no longer just an artefact put together by clever engineers. I… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Rincewind rather enjoyed times like this. They convinced him that he wasn’t mad because, if he was mad, that left no word… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I was a very keen reader of science fiction, and during the time I was going to libraries, it was good, written… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There was, for example, the theory that A'Tuin had come from nowhere and would continue at a uniform crawl, or steady gait,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...but William felt in his bones that you couldn't run a city on the basis of what the Watch liked. The Watch… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Winder's mind felt even fuzzier than it had done over the past few years, but he was certain about cake. He'd been… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“HOW IMO MADE THE WORLD, IN THE TIME WHEN THINGS WERE OTHERWISE AND THE MOON WAS DIFFERENT” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Fascism may be good at making the trains run on time, but you wouldn't like some of the destinations. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Got to be worth a try, I suppose," said Crowley. "It's not as if I haven't got lots of other work to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I can't believe all this," said Mort. "I mean you sound as if you want to die." "There's some things I shall… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...remember that a story does not unwind. It weaves. Events that start in different places and different times all bear down on… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They shared a moment of silence as Nobby ran this image in the cinema of his imagination and hastily consigned much of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Men said things like "peace in our time" or "an empire that will last a thousand years," and less than half a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I would like to die peacefully with Thomas Tallis on my iPod before the disease takes me over and I hope that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
By the time you write the last page you have done half the book. The other half tends to get done in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
This time it had been magic. And it didn't stop being magic just because you found out how it was done. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“After you’d known Christine for any length of time, you found yourself fighting a desire to look into her ear to see… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It is considered in the Sto Plains that only scoundrels know the second verse of their national anthem, since anyone spending time… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice! — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
