If I wanted the ticket to be a $200 ticket, I'd have made it a $200 ticket, but I don't want it… — Eric Church Copy Share Image
I'll be straight with you. It's not easy to sell tickets in Vegas. I'm up against Celine Dion and Britney Spears. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets. — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket. — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
Paul Simon is my absolute hero. He's one of a kind. He wrote his own ticket in life by being himself. — Brett Dennen Copy Share Image
Why is it good for football to take the excitement away from fans by overcharging them for tickets to see their team? — Sepp Blatter Copy Share Image
Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. I have to - to balance the family ticket. — Lillian Gordy Carter Copy Share Image
I traveled with my mother, Lela, and there was never enough money. I always had to roll down my silk stockings and… — Ginger Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want a commercial success - it's the confusion of commerce with art. A successful play is not considered to be… — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
The outgoing and spontaneous person that the world knew while I was boxing was a persona that I created to sell tickets… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Capricorns like to stay in one place. I have to go to work in places like New York, but basically, I don't… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
I am lucky, that is all. Lucky because there are a lot of people - producers, directors, people who buy tickets -… — Antonio Banderas Copy Share Image
Forgiveness is a stunning principle, your ticket out of hate and fear and chaos. ... I know what regret feels like; I've… — Barbara Johnson Copy Share Image
I think in the future we might see things arrive the way Prince announces a concert where a few days before the… — Andrew Stanton Copy Share Image
When I was a reporter in Bristol, which I was between the years 1954 and 1960, the newspaper would get tickets for… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
Women have entered the work force . . . partly to express their feelings of self-worth . . . partly because today… — Robert Neelly Bellah Copy Share Image
How incredibly avaricious the whole operation was, the way they made the Jews pay for their tickets in the railway cars to… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
The question is not, could Utah compete week in and week out in the ACC, SEC, Big Ten, whatever, .. The question… — Craig Thompson Copy Share Image
Destiny, quite often, is a determined parent. Mozart was hardly some naive prodigy who sat down at the keyboard and, with God… — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
Were money no object, we could have a dedicated door-opener-and-closer on all trains. But in the real world, train drivers in different… — Simon Calder Copy Share Image
The duty of man is not a wilderness of turnpike gates, through which he is to pass by tickets from one to… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
It's a strange thing, this idea that for some reason, if a lot of people like what you're doing, it's therefore not… — James Corden Copy Share Image
I am a season ticket holder to Dodger games. I go to every Dodger game I can go to. Every single one. — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
The more tickets you have in a lottery, the worse your chance. And it is the same of virtues, in the lottery… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
I buy my Avengers tickets. But I think people are going to really get into seeing this other side of the world. — Timothy Miller Copy Share Image
After my best friend jumped off the bridge, I knew that I was next. So-Paris. With forty dollars and a one-way ticket. — James A. Baldwin Copy Share Image
That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
You could buy 100 lottery tickets and not win, or you could buy one and get it, — Luis Gonzalez Copy Share Image
Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Agents are still asking for millions of dollars for actors that don't sell one ticket. — Uwe Boll Copy Share Image
I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender! But instead I got a one way ticket to Palookaville. — Budd Schulberg Copy Share Image
I feel sympathy for the working class lad. I've always championed about ticket prices and try to equate that to people's salaries. — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
If you can get tickets, a show on Broadway is worth the effort and expense. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
She calls up her friends. They already know snd they've all got tickets to see his show. — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
Hospice means end-of-life care. The admission ticket is a diagnosis from a doctor that you have six months or less to live. — Eleanor Clift Copy Share Image
Did you notice all of the cops pulling people over and writing tickets in the freezing weather this morning? Neither did I … — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
I think a lot of moral debates are not over what is the basis of justice, but who gets a ticket to… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
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