I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I've never had a big hit movie. "MASH" was probably the biggest. I don't make those kind of films, and I never… — Robert Altman Copy Share Image
I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
I've been meeting with Live Nation CEO Michael Rapino for years, trying to figure out how to fix the concert industry. We're… — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
As a general proposition, campaigns do not linger on the vice presidential nominee. When they have, it's always meant very bad news… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Long Island always seems to be the hardest place for some reason. There are always excuses. People will say, "Well, there's a… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Our first single, 'Ticket To Ride', was a kind of half-hit, half flop: in some places it was number one, in others… — Karen Carpenter Copy Share Image
Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Reading, conversation, environment, culture, heroes, mentors, nature – all are lottery tickets for creativity. Scratch away at them and you’ll find out… — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
The American People will take Socialism, but they won't take the label. I certainly proved it in the case of EPIC [End… — Upton Sinclair Copy Share Image
I have long understood that losing always comes with the territory when you wander into the gambling business, just as getting crippled… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
All I want to say is that anybody, well, from the Democratic side of the fence who thinks that - who's terrified… — Keith Ellison Copy Share Image
The best vacation is still a book, a renewable ticket to places real and imaginary. — Charles McGrath Copy Share Image
When Governor Romney asked me to join the ticket, I said, 'Let's get this done' - and that is exactly, what we're… — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
I view askance a book that remains undisturbed for a year. Oughtn't it to have a ticket of leave? I think I… — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
If I want to travel with my family I have to purchase 7 airline tickets. — David Koechner Copy Share Image
A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
It's not Comic Con any more. It's this huge marketplace for the motion picture and television industry. And the toy manufacturer's and… — Mike Royer Copy Share Image
There's nothing funny about, 'Yeah, I took a First Class plane ticket and I went to some designer beach and made out… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said,… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
