Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that sometimes people [who overreact or lash out] will hang on to their point just because they're so embarrassed that… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form. Anger and comedy are really connected. If I'm angry… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think if somebody does something stupid, it's okay to make fun of them, but [celebrities] have also gotten very conscious about… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I really (became) very independent. I was start(ed) to write one-woman shows and mak(e) films and to me I think I really… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think I started out okay but with AIDS came a great deal of silence about gayness and this period of lose… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
In my life, I don't wear makeup, I don't care about any of the trappings of the "feminine," or how I look… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think I heard it [ Ferris Bueller's Day Off ] earlier. This was being played on a station in San Francisco… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that when you are accused of being in bad taste it can be quite positive. You're challenging the notions of… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think political correctness really does help us when it serves us but it doesn't help us when it silences us. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I have a song about how much I hate emojis and the lazy thinking of people who use them. I wish that… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image