“I think our generation has been called to apathy just as our grandparents were called to defeat fascism and the baby boomers were called to get divorced and fuck around for most of their adult lives before bankrupting the entire… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“It takes more than one kick in the pants to reverse a lifetime of unplanned apathy.” — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“It was nice of her to want to believe the best about me. People tend to do that with the strangers they're fucking. If… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
If Tolstoy were alive today and working at Panopticon Insurance, he'd say that all insurance companies are the same, then throw himself through an… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
Anybody can make something up and have it sound believable. The hard part is remembering all the lies you've told, and all the people… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?” — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“Buy it for anyone you know who cries in the shower, who drinks in the morning, whose life only has meaning when they’re asleep… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“Buy it for the lady who’s about to become your mother-in-law, the one who’s already trying to control your life and the lives of… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the questions are more important than the answers, especially when you do not know what the answers are. I didn't give a shit… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“Two wrongs don't make a right but sometimes they make me laugh. I am a vengeful god.” — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
Mockery when done without prejudice or discretion, can be a form of respect. It's the closest we'll ever come to true equality. — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
