“You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.” “Defend your own honor,” — Gina Damico Gaze Copy Share Image
“And I got myself a camel," Cordy finished with a smile. Lex stared at her. "Why?" "Duh, Lex, because I can .” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed” — Gina Damico Humour Copy Share Image
“Ah, bribery." He grinned at his niece. "is there anything it can't do?” — Gina Damico Bribery Copy Share Image
“You can only coo over so many teacup poodles before you start to believe they're absolutely essential to life.” — Gina Damico Animal Copy Share Image
“Souls live on without their bodies. But bodies without souls are nothing but compost.” — Gina Damico Bodies Copy Share Image
“Driggs, stop it.” “What?” “You’re trying to get me to talk about my feelings.” “So?” “So you’re not Oprah. Leave me alone.” — Gina Damico Stop Copy Share Image
“It’s just kind of a big deal, is all.” “Well, I’m kind of a big deal.” A smile spread across his face.… — Gina Damico Big deal Copy Share Image
“Who knows why you kids do any of the crap you do?" "And who knows why you guys are such assholes?" Lex… — Gina Damico Life Copy Share Image
“Lex was about to ask what in the dickens that was supposed to mean, but then Uncle Mort nodded at Wicket in… — Gina Damico Gina-damico Copy Share Image
“We were just showering," Lex muttered. "Of course," Uncle Mort said. "Everyone knows how impossible it is to zestfully clean without assistance.” — Gina Damico Uncle Copy Share Image
“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you… — Gina Damico Friendship Copy Share Image
“Then it was suggested that, in honor of the people who were giving our company so much trouble, I stop by an… — Gina Damico Business Copy Share Image
“Where did you hear that?" he shouted over Driggs' cries of pain from the back seat. "Driggs told me," she quickly answered.… — Gina Damico Driggs Groaned Copy Share Image
“Ferbus stared in wonder. "He's like a bag of microwave popcorn." Driggs finally spoke, his voice equally amazed. "But popcorn tends to… — Gina Damico Driggs Copy Share Image
“The festivities were broken up by Pandora, who lobbed a scoop of ice cream at Lex that landed on the table with… — Gina Damico Humourous Copy Share Image
“The boy took a step toward her. Lex jumped back, her contentious instincts kicking in. "Stop right there," she warned. "I punch,… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“There comes a time in every young girl's life when she is instructed by a complete stranger to scale a tall ladder… — Gina Damico Asylum Copy Share Image
“Why, you want me to hook you two up?" Cordy eyed her, then let out a grunt. "Could you? Michael Thorley turned… — Gina Damico Nursing home Copy Share Image
“But Mort caught me before I even left the house and insisted on taking me himself, figuring that I would probably go… — Gina Damico Said Lex Copy Share Image
“They had completely failed to notice Norwood and Heloise storming out of the house, Uncle Mort scaling the ladder, and the fact… — Gina Damico Gaze Copy Share Image
“Onion ring?" Zara said, handing her a leftover carton. As everyone knows, the offer of an onion ring is not to be… — Gina Damico Food Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort glanced at Pandora, then back at the Juniors. "Okay, kids. Brace yourselves. And try not to yell too much." Elysia's… — Gina Damico Gina-damico Copy Share Image
“Driggs whispered to Lex out of the side of his mouth as they walked, "I never got grounded before you came here."… — Gina Damico Gaze Copy Share Image
“And speaking of Terms, we need to set a few ground rules here with...this," he said, clearing his throat and gesturing at… — Gina Damico Love Life Copy Share Image
“What?" he asked. "Nothing. Your bony hands of death amuse me, that's all." "Wait until yours look the same," he said, preparing… — Gina Damico Death Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you something right now, something that I don't want you ever to forget: Starbucks is an abomination." Lex was… — Gina Damico Right now Copy Share Image
“Ghosts can't become solid, Lex thought. Ghosts can't throw cheese balls! And then: That might be the weirdest sentence I've ever thought.” — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“But they were her parents! Putting up with all of her crap was their official job - they couldn't wriggle out of… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“Do something!" Norwood told him. "Do what?" Uncle Mort's face was furious. "Fly up there and get it? You bring your broomstick,… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Seriously?" she said with a glance of skepticism. Driggs and this nerdlinger? "You guys are best friends?" Ferbus looked up briefly to… — Gina Damico Best friend Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort to Lex and Driggs: And if I hear any article of clothing being unzipped, unstrapped, unhooked, or unbuckled, you will… — Gina Damico Scorch Copy Share Image
“No, I mean the key," he said. "It's made of bone." Lex raised an eyebrow. "As in ivory?" "As in human." She… — Gina Damico Sweet dreams Copy Share Image
“Five minutes later she had rearranged them into several words, none of which made any sense. "Nosy tennis?" she said. "No, wait.… — Gina Damico Driggs Frowned Copy Share Image
“A crash of cymbals exploded in her ear. She opened her eyes to behold Driggs clanging them vigorously, a mischievous grin on… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“So here's the deal: You will sleep in separate bedrooms. You will leave your doors open at all times. You will keep… — Gina Damico Love Copy Share Image
“Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts… — Gina Damico Children Copy Share Image
