You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
“Thieves, spies and other wise guys are working everywhere…including in branches of the U.S. government.” — Sherry Morris Copy Share Image
“Wife: "Wake up, honey. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they're eating the food I made last night." Husband:… — Various Copy Share Image
Welcome, thou kind deceiver! Thou best of thieves; who, with an easy key, Dost open life, and, unperceived by us, Even steal… — John Dryden Copy Share Image
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody. — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
It's strange. You never start out life with the intention of becoming a bankrupt or an alcoholic or a cheat and a… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
The party of swindlers and thieves is putting forward its chief swindler and its chief thief for the presidency. We must vote… — Alexei Navalny Copy Share Image
Anywhere in the world if you see a president holding his chair tightly, that man is either a thief or a tyrant,… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
The harm done by ordinary criminals, murderers, gangsters, and thieves is negligible in comparison with the agony inflicted upon human beings by… — Henry Grady Weaver Copy Share Image
The media isn't only asleep; it doesn't want to know this news, that the people are revolting, in the very best sense… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
“This is what is called "honor among thieves," for the really dangerous people are those who do not recognize that they are… — Alan W. Watts Copy Share Image
If a pig goes upon the threshing-floor, or a field, or a garden, and the owner of the meadow, or the field,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Your Majesty?” Alric looked up at the thief with a scowl. “I just want to say for the record that as far… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
Would you have your hand back, Eugenides? And lose Attolia? And see Attolia lost to the Mede?' Eugenides's eyes were open. In… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
I haven't much time to be fond of anything ... but when I have a moment's fondness to bestow, most times ...… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
Age is a peculiar kind of thief. It slips up on you and steps inside your skin and is so quiet and… — James Lee Burke Copy Share Image
The gods made the earth for all men t' share. Only when the kings come with their crowns and steel swords, they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
How does it feel? I feels exactly like one of those dreams in which you suddenly realize that you have to take… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
Has the dark shadow really disappeared? Or is it inside me, concealed, waiting for its chance to reappear? Like a clever thief… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“I'm reasonably certain, salmon, swordfish, and hammerhead sharks do not find themselves paralyzed by spasms of self-blame for their plight - What… — Derrick Jensen Copy Share Image
Every Day Is for the Thief, by turns funny, mournful, and acerbic, offers a portrait of Nigeria in which anger, perhaps the… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
What are they waiting to see?" Sam follows my gaze and I shrug. "Who knows? You could always do a dance, or… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Into this wild-beast tangle these men had been born without their consent, they had taken part in it because they could not… — Upton Sinclair Copy Share Image
You lovers of knowledge! So what have you done out of your love of knowledge up to now? Have you already stolen… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“In the shadow of feigned cripples and false wounds come the strong arms of thieves and very healthy drunkards.” — Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra Copy Share Image
Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wall. It's a thief. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
“Thieves are thieves and whores are whores, they are that way for a reason. We should have compassion for them, but also… — VD Copy Share Image
“Yes, you must be very careful around thieves. They have the swiftest of hands. They can steal your underwear right off you… — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
“Brand a man as a thief and no one will ever hire him for honest labour – he will be a hardened… — Frances Hardinge Copy Share Image
That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
Vast databases of names and personal information, sold to thieves by large publicly traded companies, have put almost anyone within reach of… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
Every time thief steals, he steals from his own peace, from his own honour! No man is as poor as a rich… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
“The only way crime will increase and get out of hand it is because those who are supposed to stop it are… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
The thief who received the kingdom of heaven, though not as the reward of virtue, is a true witness to the fact… — John Cassian Copy Share Image
“Contrary to popular belief, there is honor amongst thieves. It just comes in a monetary form.” — Steve McHugh Copy Share Image
[When I die] if I leave behind me ten pounds...you and all mankind [may] bear witness against me, that I have lived… — John Wesley Copy Share Image
When someone steals a person's clothes, we call him a thief. Should we not also give the same name to the one… — Saint Basil Copy Share Image
A thief, though rich, will continue to steal, but an honest man, though poor, will ever seek to pay his debts. — John Andreas Widtsoe Copy Share Image
Lists only spell out the things that can be taken away from us by moths and rust and thieves. If something is… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
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