“Wife: "Wake up, honey. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they're eating the food I made last night." Husband:… — Various Copy Share Image
Welcome, thou kind deceiver! Thou best of thieves; who, with an easy key, Dost open life, and, unperceived by us, Even steal… — John Dryden Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Summer came. For the books thief, everything was going nicely. For me, the sky was the color of Jews. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody. — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
It's strange. You never start out life with the intention of becoming a bankrupt or an alcoholic or a cheat and a… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
“In the shadow of feigned cripples and false wounds come the strong arms of thieves and very healthy drunkards.” — Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra Copy Share Image
The party of swindlers and thieves is putting forward its chief swindler and its chief thief for the presidency. We must vote… — Alexei Navalny Copy Share Image
Your Majesty, you just-" Costis stopped. "Just what?" the king prompted wickedly. Nothing would induce Costis to say out loud that the… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
There is onslaught is the accelerating momentum of technologies and instrumental mentalities that are exterminating spontaneity, undermining love and common decency. It's… — Stephanie Mills Copy Share Image
Individually the poor are not too tempting to thieves, for obvious reasons. Mug a banker and you might score a wallet containing… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
I tried once in my life to write a novel. I had written something like 80 pages of it when my laptop… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
Well I see you there with the rose in your teeth One more thin gypsy thief Yes, and thanks, for the trouble… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he or… — Lukas Foss Copy Share Image
Anger is always concerned with individuals, ... whereas hatred is directed also against classes: we all hate any thief and any informer.… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
You're a liar!" He turned around, his black eyes snapping. "I'm also a thief, a gambler, a cheat, and a murdered. But… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
We are now faced with the fact, my friends, that tomorrow is today. We are confronted with the fierce urgency of now.… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
Civil disobedience is not our problem. Our problem is civil obedience. Our problem is that people all over the world have obeyed… — Howard Zinn Copy Share Image
Every Day Is for the Thief, by turns funny, mournful, and acerbic, offers a portrait of Nigeria in which anger, perhaps the… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
What are they waiting to see?" Sam follows my gaze and I shrug. "Who knows? You could always do a dance, or… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Once a book falls into our possession, it is ours, the same way children lay their claim: 'That's my book.' As if… — Daniel Pennac Copy Share Image
Their property held them in chains...chains which shackled their courage and choked their faith and hampered their judgment and throttled their soul...If… — Cyprian Copy Share Image
They heard somewhere in that tenantless night a bell that tolled and ceased where no bell was and they rode out on… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
Making a programme that appears to condone a positive stereotype actually enforces all the negative ones as well. It says that they… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
Anywhere in the world if you see a president holding his chair tightly, that man is either a thief or a tyrant,… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
You lovers of knowledge! So what have you done out of your love of knowledge up to now? Have you already stolen… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“Thieves are thieves and whores are whores, they are that way for a reason. We should have compassion for them, but also… — VD Copy Share Image
Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wall. It's a thief. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
“Thieves and liars kill indirectly, unintentionally, and with no other weapon than their tongues and malice.” — A.E.H. Veenman Copy Share Image
Death never comes at the right time, despite what mortals believe. Death always comes like a thief. — Christopher Pike Copy Share Image
Thieves at home must hang; but he that puts Into his overgorged and bloated purse The wealth of Indian provinces, escapes. — William Cowper Copy Share Image
Towards gnats and fleas we should show no pity. We would do right to hang petty thieves, petty calumniators, and slanderers. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Nowadays the thief cannot be distinguished from his victim. Neither has any valuable objects on him. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
If these town gods can't detect the thieves who steal from their own temples, it's hardly likely they'll tell me who stole… — Aesop Copy Share Image
The seconds tick. They always do. The power of an entire sun cannot stop them even for a moment, and so death… — Christopher Pike Copy Share Image
Alas the Church of England! What with Popery on one hand, and schismatics on the other, how has she been crucified between… — Daniel Defoe Copy Share Image
There is one death bed repentance recorded in the Bible (the thief on the cross), so that no one despair, but there… — Matthew Henry Copy Share Image
Beware of the thief on the street that's after your purse but also beware of the thief in your mind that's after… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When thieves come, I bark; when gallants, I am still - So perform both my master's and mistress's will. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
