Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for? — Miranda Hobbes Baby Copy Share Image
I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos. — Miranda Hobbes Esteem Copy Share Image
My friend went to California and all I got was this lousy dildo. — Miranda Hobbes Dildo Copy Share Image
These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed. — Miranda Hobbes Freedom Copy Share Image
That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people. — Miranda Hobbes Marriage Copy Share Image
Just because he said he's gonna call doesn't mean he's gonna call. — Miranda Hobbes Just Copy Share Image
Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second. — Miranda Hobbes Cute Copy Share Image
Sure, Just type in your symptoms, hit enter, and wait for the word cancer to appear on the screen. Anyway, it turns… — Miranda Hobbes Cancer Copy Share Image
This is a little unusual, he has you on a vesting schedule. For every five years that you're married you get a… — Miranda Hobbes Five years Copy Share Image
This isn't PS 147, we're adults now, she's married for Christ sake. We have to at least pretend to know better. — Miranda Hobbes Marriage Copy Share Image
How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase. — Miranda Hobbes New relationship Copy Share Image
I can't believe I'm eating a frozen dinner. I'm such a cliche. — Miranda Hobbes Cliche Copy Share Image
I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner. — Miranda Hobbes Make Partner Copy Share Image
They're like that at my firm. They're afraid you're going to cry over a legal brief. — Miranda Hobbes Firm Copy Share Image
He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the… — Miranda Hobbes Conception Copy Share Image
I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for… — Miranda Hobbes Tomorrow Night Copy Share Image
Wow! Nobody needs this much. You know the average woman is only five inches deep. — Miranda Hobbes Deep Copy Share Image
When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can do it,… — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
I'm sure you'll live happily ever after. But, I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't get married without one of these to protect… — Miranda Hobbes Protect Myself Copy Share Image
