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This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked.

— David Coleman

You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast: but we that are old, and know what we…

— Oliver Goldsmith

She's married. I'm more a friend and occasional lover.

— Anonymous

The person we know at first, she thinks, is not the one we know at last.

— Colum McCann

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

— Johnny Carson

Do it for the realest people in the game right now, she will.

— Drake

And then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.

— Val Guest

WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret.

— Dave Barry

Too young for marriage, but too old for games.

— Anonymous

A man ask, How old is your wife? he replied,

— Kandy

I'm crazy for her and she is too lazy to accept it...

— Ronakpanchalrr

I get asked, on a sort of daily basis, 'It's my wife's 30th birthday, can you set her a task?'

— Alex Horne