Quote by Miranda Hobbes Download Open image “I can't have sex with a sandwich. Can I?” — Miranda Hobbes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
I don't know what would happen to me if I ate a bacon sandwich, but I'm just not interested. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
Well, then, if I admit I know who you are and really couldn’t care less will that assuage your damaged manhood enough that we… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
A sandwich needn't be loaded with bacon or ham to make it a serious feast. — Rachel Khoo Copy Share Image
I love a sandwich that you can barely fit in your mouth because there's so much stuff on it. The bread should not be… — Adrianne Palicki Copy Share Image
Sure, Just type in your symptoms, hit enter, and wait for the word cancer to appear on the screen. Anyway, it turns out I'm… — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night. — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
This is a little unusual, he has you on a vesting schedule. For every five years that you're married you get a percentage of… — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos. — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
