Quote by Miranda Hobbes Download Open image “Please, tell me you didn't f**k the delivery guy?” — Miranda Hobbes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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Sure, Just type in your symptoms, hit enter, and wait for the word cancer to appear on the screen. Anyway, it turns out I'm… — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night. — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
This is a little unusual, he has you on a vesting schedule. For every five years that you're married you get a percentage of… — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos. — Miranda Hobbes Copy Share Image
