Furniture Quote by Alyson Noel

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

— Anonymous

Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across you yard?

— Alyson Noel

I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers turned off my bed, tumbled into my light,…

— Ritu Ghatourey

This girl said "Yes" when I wasn't ready. I kissed her lightly and got so dizzy I had to sit down.

— Antonio Banderas

Have you ever let romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?

— Anonymous

Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?! Me: No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it.

— Ritu Ghatourey

My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer.

— Anonymous

Have you ever let it slip that you'd like to go out in public with the words 'My Sweetheart' round your neck?

— Anonymous

I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.

— Frank Carson

I went up on my toes to kiss him, and he groaned. "Do you really think this is appropriate on school grounds?" "Nope." I…

— Rachel Vincent

I was drowning. Sinking in quicksand and he was filling up my lungs and I was dead. He looked up at me, hands fumbling…

— Sarah Wilkins

I was on a date, and we were sitting at dinner. I tried to put my arm around her; I was doing the yarn…

— Josh Hutcherson