Tape Quotes · Page 8

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

— Jase Robertson

What's the point? you can bring in 50 witnesses and it would not change what the tape clearly shows.

— Michael Jackson

Told me my tape taught them to swear. What about the make-up you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear?

— Eminem

To measure a leader, put a tape around his heart, not his head.

— John C. Maxwell

The regulatory systems in place disincentive innovation. It's intense to fight the red tape.

— Travis Kalanick

No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? 'Cause I'm really good,

— Jenny McCarthy

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

— George Carlin

I like Stevie Wonder. I usually wind up playing the same old tapes in the car.

— Elton John

Any effects created before 1975 were done with either tape or echo chambers or some kind of acoustic treatment. No magic black boxes!

— Alan Parsons

Tape is the archiving champ and has been for decades. Reliable, less expensive than disks and available in large-scale robotic systems that…

— Robert Harris

The world I feel, within the realm of art, is more genuine than the wrorld of matter. Artistic feeling is not tape…

— Gu Cheng

This next song is about when you get your heart broken and you try your best to glue it back together and…

— Sara Quin

L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling was recorded on tape making racist comments. He now has been banned from the league for life.…

— Jimmy Fallon

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan,…

— Jay Leno

If Nixon is not forced to turn over tapes of his conversations with the ring of men who were conversing on their…

— Earl Warren

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids,…

— Rick Reilly

All the time that I'm acting with an animated character, I'm looking at a tennis ball or sticky tape or an eyeline…

— Mia Wasikowska

I can't stop some idiot from crashing into a building or blowing up a bus, I can only be your dad and…

— Christopher Titus

During the whole 'Jeopardy' experience, I felt like I was living a bit of a double life, I would be secretly flying…

— Ken Jennings

I think that's the big difference between this one [Ordinary World] and a lot of the other rock 'n' roll movies. They're…

— Billie Joe Armstrong

There is a lot of money to be made from miseducation, from the easy to read easy to learn textbooks, workbooks, teacher…

— Marva Collins

There's an institution here called the National Sound Archive, and there's a character who works there, Paul Wilson. He takes a very…

— Evan Parker

LTO ultrium is adaptable and scalable backup tape format and its technology is continuously enhanced by its manufacturers to address the growing…

— Sean Paul

Part of Michael's uniqueness, I think, comes from the fact that he worked with music. He had a tape which he gave…

— Madeleine Stowe

In the beginning we were making tape music, meaning, we were making music on tape.

— Pauline Oliveros

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

— Steven Wright

I would be content if I had nothing but a tape-recorder. I could still write songs and record them

— Barry Gibb

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

— Shaquille O'Neal

I always watch tape on my opponents to see their reactions.

— Vicente Luque

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

— Demetri Martin

We too often hear about red tape but what they mean is the vital rights of workers.

— Frances O'Grady

I don't use backing tapes when I am singing and dancing on stage. I can do cartwheels and sing.

— Anonymous

I will have an administrative system where there is no way to extricate red tape.

— James Q. Wilson

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.

— Richard M. Nixon

Well, I did a harmonica instruction tape for Homespun tapes.

— John Sebastian

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

— Roseanne Barr

A prudent speculator never argues with the tape. Markets are never wrong, opinions often are.

— Jesse Lauriston Livermore

They should probably have a James Brown aerobic tape. You would lose a lot of weight.

— Chadwick Boseman

I think I'm going to do a workout tape called 'Hand to God to Abs of Steel.'

— Geneva Carr