I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Maybe people don't know I'm a news junkie? I watch and I tape a breadth of everything that's happening in the world,… — Lorna Luft Copy Share Image
A GOOD old-fashioned sex tape pretty much guarantees you a star on Hollywood Boulevard. — Aaron Eckhart Copy Share Image
If I were the president, I would tape everything that is said around me and what I said, because we know how… — Ted Yoho Copy Share Image
Niggas on the internet know everything. You could make a freestyle tape in the fourth grade and they'll know about it. — Cormega Copy Share Image
Right now I'm singing along to books on tape. I typically pop in something like Stephen King's 'The Stand,' and I love… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
A person needs only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves… — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
You're literally sized up with measuring tape as a 13- or 14-year-old girl. I wanted to opt out of that experience. — Mary Elizabeth Winstead Copy Share Image
As far as arrangements after the basic track is cut, if I'm writing a horn arrangement or playing strings, I might arrange… — Bernie Worrell Copy Share Image
Bob Dylan has always sealed his decisions with the unexplainable. His motives for withholding the release of the magnificent 'Basement Tapes' will… — Jon Landau Copy Share Image
in the last month or so, i have read the great gatsby and a separate peace. i am starting to see a… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
I've just directed a film called The Great Debaters, which is inspired by a true story about a young college debating team… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only… — Betty White Copy Share Image
The Astonishment Tapes will now take its place within the growing field of international research about postwar American poetry's important contribution to… — Peter Gizzi Copy Share Image
Remember: You'll be left with an empty feeling if you hit the finish line alone. When you run a race as a… — Howard Schultz Copy Share Image
My books and records are arranged according to subject, and within each subject, they're alphabetical by author or artist. The music tapes… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It would be inappropiate, undignified, at 38, to conduct friendships or love affairs with the ardour or intensity of a 22 year… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
I know that my voice has entered into the hearts of many people and has caused beautiful reactions. Some, hearing me sing,… — Renata Tebaldi Copy Share Image
Cloud storage in data centers will utilize the latest developments in physical storage virtualization, deduplication and other methods to make the most… — Tom Coughlin Copy Share Image
The greatest act of love was to make a tape for someone. It was the only way we could share music and… — Lavinia Greenlaw Copy Share Image
People who worked with me or knew me still called me the 'world's fastest human' because I almost never stopped. I'd found… — Jesse Owens Copy Share Image
Can you stop your memory on a dime, put it in reverse, and spin it in another direction the way you can… — Lewis B. Smedes Copy Share Image
I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Objects obey quantum laws- they spread in possibility following the equation discovered by Erwin Schodinger- but the equation is not codified within… — Amit Goswami Copy Share Image
The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was that Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterward. — Terry Crisp Copy Share Image
I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
You moan a lot and jingle your change But let's face it, there's no escape You can flick the remote as much… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Only wimps use tape backup. REAL men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
All I know is that when I mix to digital and when I mix to tape I compare them and the tape… — Jim Diamond Copy Share Image
My romantically favorite era is 78, 79 listening to Grandmaster Flash and the Furious 4, the live tapes, echo chamber and break beats. — Kool Moe Dee Copy Share Image
It's real difficult to pin down directions. I just want to do collaboration-tape stuff. — Van Morrison Copy Share Image
After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended. — Dana Milbank Copy Share Image
As an actor, you have to try to put it in your mind that you audition for a role, and then once… — Madeleine Madden Copy Share Image
The San Francisco Tape Music Centre was a kind of collective non-profit that my friends and I got started so that we… — Pauline Oliveros Copy Share Image
Read books, listen to tapes, attend seminars-they are decades of wisdom reduced to invaluable hours. — Mark Victor Hansen Copy Share Image
You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
To me, the "tape" is the final arbiter of any investment decision. I have a cardinal rule: Never fight the tape! — Martin Zweig Copy Share Image
I was thinking that we could just make a sex tape. Plus I think yo face cute when it's in HD. — Twista Copy Share Image
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Everyone of us plays 'tapes' from our parents until we die. That's why it's so important to talk good values to your… — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
