Any club has more than enough comics, so if you're not there every night talking to the booker, you're not going to get on. You have to be there more than they are. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
People say an Oscar validates your career. No, it doesn't. There's more good actors without Oscars than there are with Oscars. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Trouble was almost inevitable. I grew up with so many at-risk kids. Kids had things go wrong. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but there's also… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
If my sisters like something I do, then I'm very happy with it. I only listen to my sisters! — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I love to eat. I'm a foodie, and when I'm on vacation, I want to be a foodie with their culture, with their foods. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
When you're doing standup, it's just you. It's your written jokes. You perform it however your personality is. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Women do so much aesthetically to attract men that they sometimes overlook the simple things, like cooking. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I was really into comedy. I listened to a lot of comedy albums. I loved Richard Pryor, but the… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Mexicans work so hard. Jamaicans are like, 'Hey mon. Take it easy. You work too 'ard.' Sneak into the country Sunday night, working Monday… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
