Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!... — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Stay away from iodized table salt. It's just bad and doesn't help food taste good. — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu. — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
The first religious experience that I can remember is getting under the nursery table to pray that the dancing mistress might be… — Gwen Raverat Copy Share Image
“Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral law is written on the tablets of eternity.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think no matter what the occasion may be, you can never go wrong by showing up at the dinner table with… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
All women, and men of color - we were owned like tables and chairs. We spent a hundred years getting a legal… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
If you have $300,000 to shoot a cigarette on a table, it's an enormous amount of money. Maybe that's why my movies… — Jean-Luc Godard Copy Share Image
Don't you have a religion?" Dorolow asked Horza. "Yes," he replied, not taking his eyes away from the screen on the wall… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
The exceptionalism of a black U.S. President is not important to me. It's what he does - and who he has at… — Danny Glover Copy Share Image
Judges ought above all to remember the conclusion of the Roman Twelve Tables :The supreme law of all is the weal [weatlh/… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
I can't speak American dog very well. There was a lot of improvisation with Uggie - like when I put the dog… — Jean Dujardin Copy Share Image
You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
When you go to auditions, pretend you already have the job and you're just presenting - almost like you're at the table… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
When table utensils were invented in the 1100s, the Catholic Church condemned them as obscene and heretical, claiming, 'God gave us fingers… — Robin Morgan Copy Share Image
You gotta remember: we're musicians... we're just crazy people who can't get along sometimes. I've definitely come to the table with my… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
...they enjoyed the miracle of loving each other as much at the table as in bed, and they grew to be so… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
You meditate and then you can put on your pajamas, or you can imagine you're wearing your pajamas, and you talk about… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I was living as a young single mom. I was 19 when I was divorced, and my daughter was a year old,… — Wendy Davis Copy Share Image
The rifle is a weapon. Let there be no mistake about that. It is a tool of power, and thus dependent completely… — Jeff Cooper Copy Share Image
The most pernicious aspect of procrastination is that it can become a habit. We don't just put off our lives today; we… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
I find that I have painted my life, things happening in my life - without knowing. After painting the shell and shingle… — Georgia O'Keeffe Copy Share Image
He found Luciana sitting alone at a table in the Allied officers' night club, where the drunken Anzac major who had brought… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
When you got to the table you couldn't go right to eating, but you had to wait for the widow to tuck… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Among the environmental trends undermining our future are shrinking forests, expanding deserts, falling water tables, collapsing fisheries, disappearing species, and rising temperatures.… — Lester R. Brown Copy Share Image
So this is the young man who has intentions toward my little girl." Bobby shifted in his seat and crossed his legs.… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Science fiction is a dialogue, a tennis match, in which the Idea is volleyed from one side of the net to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've got to learn to leave the table When love's no longer being served". — Nina Simone Copy Share Image
I think a good director casts a film so that the actors bring a lot to the table. — Debbie Allen Copy Share Image