Let's not let cartoonists get involved in a war of any kind, except for a war against stupidity. — Patrick Chappatte Copy Share Image
..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
For every idiot there is an equally matching idiot of other sex and those intelligent ones never marry. — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
Remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well, look at you, living & shit — Jazmin Copy Share Image
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished. — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
“There's a thin line between genius and bottom-barrel stupidness. I hover delicately on a tightrope between the two, wondering where I'll land… — Suzanne Crowley Copy Share Image
“You fell asleep on purpose last time I made you watch one." "Call it a coma induced by prolonged exposure to stupidity.” — Eva Morgan Copy Share Image
It is because nations tend towards stupidity and baseness that mankind moves so slowly; it is because individuals have a capacity for… — George Gissing Copy Share Image
People don't want to hear the news anymore; they more worry about celebrity scandal, gossip. The news doesn't have to be truthful… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, computers are?stupid.Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate. — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
“Never bet anything on men’s stupidity and on women’s virginity; the former believe they aren’t, while the latter believe they might be.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
A mark of stupidity is a belief that one party is totally virtuous and correct on the issues while the other is… — Steve Schmidt Copy Share Image
The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents; divine philosophy teaches us to forgive them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless we maintain correctional institutions of such character that they create respect for law and government instead of breeding resentment and a… — Mary B. Harris Copy Share Image
Ender stepped under the water and rinsed himself, took the sweat of combat and let it run down the drain. All gone,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Among many reasons for being stupid it may be urged, it is being like other people, and living like one's neighbours, and… — Elizabeth Montagu Copy Share Image
The human race had always disgusted me. essentially, what made them disgusting was the family-relationship illness, which included marriage, exchange of power… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I love him for his sake; And yet I know him a notorious liar, Think him a great way fool, solely a… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Will Ferrell is probably the funniest comic actor, certainly of my generation. I am a huge, huge Will Ferrell fan. I'm not… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
Instead of talking about accomplishments, we are talking about stupidity and intelligence reporting that is based on facts that's not coming out… — Reince Priebus Copy Share Image
The key to the age may be this, or that, or the other, as the young orators describe; the key to all… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if only people could learn how to manage their stupidity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois. — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
Stupidity makes you dangerous-to yourself and everyone around you. — Jennifer Lee Carrell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Some people have a gift for stupidity, an almost mystic ability to withstand any form of logic. — David Gemmell Copy Share Image
If ignorance is bliss, then a lot of people are walking around blissfully happy. — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
I hate girls that bitch about they're bf's constantly.If it's such a problem, stay single. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
LOVE is like the action similar to an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is a limit to human intelligence, but there is no limit to human stupidity — Piero Scaruffi Copy Share Image
We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid. — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
Don't love gold it has no sense, but instead please love a dog it might love you in return — Tivea Copy Share Image
Why are you helping me? (Fury) I don’t know. Apparently I’m having a moment of extreme stupidity. (Angelia) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
