It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
He felt around desperately for a weapon. What did he have? Diapers? Cookies? Oh, why hadn't they given him a sword? He… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not stupid so I am fully aware of the teams I've played for, and knew I'd gone from one side… — Alex Greenwood Copy Share Image
Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
It has become a kind of religion that you can't criticise because then you become a traitor to the great cause, which… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You… — Andre Bauer Copy Share Image
You know how you toilet paper and egg somebody's house? I did it, right? But I did it back-to-back nights, Saturday and… — Jared Dudley Copy Share Image
The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework. — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
What happened to your foot?" "I had a little disagreement with an eagle --stupid birds, eagles. He couldn't tell the difference between… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's… — Brian Setzer Copy Share Image
I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
We buy things. We wear them or put them on our walls, or sit on them, but anyone who wants to can… — Donna Leon Copy Share Image
Generally, I like to appear smart. I don't admit being stupid when there's any hope I'm not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Mr. Loughner knows is that he has the full support of a major political party in this country ... he knows… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you’re too stupid to understand that a philosophy that favors a federally structured republic, with numerous restraints on the scope and… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
All that hullabaloo about somebody's net worth is just stupid, and it's made my life a lot more complex and difficult, — Sam Walton Copy Share Image
As a journalist, I try to avoid talking to American diplomats, because I am stunned again and again by just how little… — Scott Anderson Copy Share Image
Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find… — Juli Inkster Copy Share Image
In a letter from Bath to her sister, Cassandra, one senses her frustration at her sheltered existence, Tuesday, 12 May 1801. Another… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I wish I could take back every interview. Over and over again, I read them later, and either I'm misquoted or I… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
Confusion is better than stupid conclusions. In confusion, there is still a possibility. In stupid conclusion, there is no possibility. — Jaggi Vasudev Copy Share Image
It is said that heaven does not create one man above or below another man. Any existing distinction between the wise and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever. — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
I'm definitely careful. I'm not reckless or stupid, but that's how I was raised, to not be stupid or immature in as… — Debby Ryan Copy Share Image
I don't want to talk about today's market anymore because nobody can make sense of what the market is. It's all over… — Kevin Lowe Copy Share Image
But look, you did not have to be well versed in politics to know that some stupid things were going on. It… — Fred F. Fielding Copy Share Image
