Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical. — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop. — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
In the order named, these are the hardest to control: Wine, Women, and Song. — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is… — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary. — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for… — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police. — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that… — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door. — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
“Health is the thing that makes you feel like that now is the best time of the year.” — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
