I'm not going to ruin my movie because of some stupid ruling that it has to be ninety minutes long. That's just like adding three more plates to the last supper, or an extra wing to the Pentagon. — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor. — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
“Smoking comforts ordinary men, but I'm not an ordinary man. There aren't many like me left. And it's a good thing for the world… — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
“Money is the root of all goodness. To talk disparagingly about money is the privilege of those who have money. There are also those… — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
“It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is… — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
“By the end of a short walk, the septic tip of a cane probably collects enough germs to destroy a small city.” — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
Outside of taking care of a man’s needs, women don’t get much pleasure out of life, anyways. — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
I can't see any point to hanging around a Burger King all day, no matter how much money you make. … I'll tell you… — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
“Anymore cutting and the movie would be as silly as cutting a condensed Reader's Digest novel.” — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
I'm not going to ruin my movie because of some stupid ruling that it has to be ninety minutes long. That's just like adding… — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
“It is a funny thing. A man can make a promise to his God, break it five minutes later and never think about it.… — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
