“Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
“I'm the girl who fell off the pedestal. But no one told me the pedestal was made of cardboard.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
“A person has to want to come back once they've crossed over the edge.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
“The funny thing about life is it moves along without you. Whether you are there or not the earth spins and makes its trek… — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
“You think Facebook was created by some asshole at Harvard? That asshole is on the government payroll.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
“You never know when things are going to turn around. Things could turn around tomorrow. That's what I keep waiting for. If you left… — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
“Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
