Stop People Quotes by Kristen Schaal

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

— Kristen Schaal

I used to go to open mics in New York when I was starting out, and it was mostly just people who wanted an…

— Kristen Schaal

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

— Kristen Schaal

I definitely had a Paul Rudd crush. He's great.

— Kristen Schaal

I don't enjoy reality television at all. I have to say that I get it, though. I watch some of it, and I understand…

— Kristen Schaal

'Rock of Love' with Bret Michaels was fun. He's a lovable guy.

— Kristen Schaal

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

— Kristen Schaal

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

— Kristen Schaal

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

— Kristen Schaal

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to…

— Kristen Schaal

You go from nobody looking at you to people taking second looks. I remember really loving it - and then feeling so guilty for…

— Kristen Schaal

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

— Kristen Schaal

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

— Kristen Schaal

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in…

— Kristen Schaal

I probably shouldn't say this about all animals, but at least the farm animals that I've hung out with, and even when I go…

— Kristen Schaal