I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body? -Red — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv? Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude! — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
Well, be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork. -Saul — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
I feel like butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. [pause] Yeah. -Private Greg B. Miller — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that shit hurt. I got glass in my ass. -Matheson — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing… — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't fuck with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I… — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
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