[The] majority of the girls working there had major emotional problems. And not cries-too-much emotional problems; more like stabs-her-boyfriend-with-a-steak-knife-then-falls-into-a-corner-and-starts-whispering-to-herself emotional problems. — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't take a congressman to lunch for $25 and buy him a hamburger or a steak or something like that. But… — Jack Abramoff Copy Share Image
I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Chicago is known for good steaks, expensive stores and beautiful architecture. Unfortunately, the Windy City also enjoys a reputation for corrupt politics,… — Bob Barr Copy Share Image
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
In the light of what Proust wrote with so mild a stimulus, it is the world's loss that he did not have… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I don't understand how it's cheaper to buy a whole steak at the Price Club than spinach. How did that happen? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At home, we have fish and greens, fish and greens - maybe salmon steak with curried lentils. No poncy cooking goes on,… — Giles Coren Copy Share Image
“The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and… — Stacey Jay Copy Share Image
In some ways, it's better that Obama got elected than McCain. I'd rather be stabbed in the chest with an Obama steak… — Brad Thor Copy Share Image
Maybe it's just me but I would suspect that a man trying to impress a woman would be more likely to bring… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Puns are often unacceptable to the feelings; they come like a spoonful of ice-cream in the midst of a comfortable smoking-hot steak,… — Sara Coleridge Copy Share Image
Sometimes sushi is just superb, and other times there's nothing like a great big steak. It depends where your taste buds are… — Francesca Annis Copy Share Image
People are simply screwing up when they go out and buy beef steak, which is killing them with cancer and heart troubles.… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots, — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
Normally after a game I want to eat something that I know is filling. Steak is one of my options for protein.… — Mike Conley Jr Copy Share Image
I was weaned on chicken-fried steak and hominy grits with goopy gravy all over. I loved meat and wore fur. — Kathy Freston Copy Share Image
We have gained reality and lost dream. No more lounging under a tree and peering at the sky between one's big and… — Robert Musil Copy Share Image
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