That awkward moment when a Facebook relationship status update not only informs you that youre now suddenly single, but that youve also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes comments are better than post and status updates on facebook. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Caricatured as navel-gazers, Millennials are said to live for their 'likes' and status updates. But the young people I know often leverage… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
“THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING BAD",and Tiny shouts back, "I GOT DUMPED BY STATUS UPDATE," and I answer, "YEAH, I NOTICED I MEAN,HE COULD… — John Green Copy Share Image
Vast volumes of mixed media surround us, from music to games and videos. Yet almost all of our online actions still begin… — Tom Chatfield Copy Share Image
“Without my razor-sharp wit, I'm nothing." "That's what you base your self-worth on?" "Yes. That and the number of 'likes' my status… — Tyler Dilts Copy Share Image
Every status update you read on Facebook, every tweet or text message you get from a friend, is competing for resources in… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
Relationship status: Single and happy married to food in the fridge not a human being — Cowgirl_Haley00 Copy Share Image
It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“She’d love to see those status updates. Got strapped to the roof of the car today for a trip to Starbucks. Would… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
When I was detoxing from social media, I realized that I was thinking in status updates. It seemed I had trained my… — Glennon Doyle Melton Copy Share Image
“To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Netiquette Positive Word of The Day: Beautiful - Highly appealing to the senses and mind. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I write "Drink Coffee" on my to do list just to feel like I've accomplish something-Status Update” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
No more Internet. No more social media, no more scrolling through litanies of dreams and nervous hopes and photographs of lunches, cries… — Emily St. John Mandel Copy Share Image
You read about that Black Lips/Wavves fight as a spectator and you're like, "Oh man, I'm gonna pick a team to be… — Bradford Cox Copy Share Image
