The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Everything is an open book. I don't speak on other people's hardship, but if it happened in my life or something that… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
