I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Some people believe everything they see on TV. People, it's called tel-lie-vision! — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Rock bottom for some people is death. Some people never learn from their mistakes. They don't learn from other people's mistakes. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
